After asking her a number of questions the interviewer asked her what her new husband's occupation was. "He's a funeral director" she told him.

"And what did your previous husbands do for a living?" asked the radio guy.

The old lady thought for a while and said. "When I was in my twenties I married a banker. Then in my forties I married a circus ringmaster. When I was sixty I married a preacher, and now a funeral director".

The interviewer asked why she had married men with such diverse occupations. She looked at him and said. "That's easy son. I married one for the money, one for the show, one to get ready, now go man go!"