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Doris Love the WorldBUST A GUTTripping to anaesthetist, picturing the worst,
Scalpel slip sideways causing bladderīs burst,
Pee over hospital, colon snip as well,
Toilet trouble once more, "operation hell",
Diagnosed polyp, tissue who can tell,
Is it riddled ? Will I die ? For whom tolls the bell ?
Numbers, charts, analysis, trouble with blood,
Stressed high cholesterol, years wading mud,
Toiling in undergrowth, splitting old hairs,
Accounting in order, settle me affairs,
Letters of wishes, hopes, dreams, fears,
Even planned funeral, wiped away tears,
Source of anxiety, death, doom, gloom,
Crippled with overwhelm in one small room,
Happen by Wednesday Iīll be right as rain,
Offending article removed, flushed down drain,
But in case not, īcos doctors donīt know,
If itīs spread beyond, upwards or below,
Follicles reaching intestine through womb,
Speeding up process to that final tomb,
I prepared everything, freezer, plastic tub,
Tupperware boxes, soup and other grub,
Wood stock for winter in case toilet bound,
Gas cupboard full, fresh hoovered ground,
So if hysterics should knock at me door,
I wonīt flounder here in dog hair onīt floor,
Still, in the end, in God we must trust,
Whichever bits drop off, bowel, gut or bust !
luv doris, the new age guru x
www.dorisandfriends.com
email: doristlc@hotmail.com
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